Not After Eating

Happy Independence Day! For those of you outside the U.S., I'll skip the history lesson and get right to what actually happens at our Fourth of July celebrations: fireworks, carnival rides, town fairs, hotdogs and other health food items, family get-togethers, barbeques, and general relaxation. This particular ride — I forget what it's called now — you couldn't pay me enough to get on this thing. Riding this is just asking to barf up that recently eaten hotdog.